Curiosity Compliance Audit · PASSED

You passed the Curiosity Compliance Audit.

You scanned a sticker with a giant question mark. Respect.

This QR was not malware. We know that is disappointing at a conference.

Incident status

  • Your certificate did not expire while you read this. (Give it five minutes.)
  • 99% of QR codes are restaurant menus. This one is for people who have met NXDOMAIN on a TXT record.
  • HR has not been notified. Yet.

CertLocker runs ACME across major issuers, keeps certs in one place, and issues just-in-time SSH so access is not a PEM file in a wiki.

Or jump straight to the 2am ACME walkthrough →

What we actually do

One control plane for certs, delivery, probes, secrets, and SSH

Everything below is on certlocker.io, pick a rabbit hole. No spreadsheet required.

Certificate delivery

Scoped tokens so edges pull the right PEM, chain, and key, no SCP mystery folders.

Secrets management

PEM material, credentials, and configs with the same RBAC and audit as certificates.

For your boss (copy-paste)

We found a mystery QR at the conference. CertLocker centralizes TLS lifecycle and ACME across issuers, plus scoped SSH access, fewer shared keys and fewer renewal surprises.

Where did you find the sticker? (Totally scientific.)

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