Curiosity Compliance Audit · PASSED

You passed the Curiosity Compliance Audit.

You scanned a sticker with a giant question mark. Respect.

This QR was not malware. We know that is disappointing at a conference.

Incident status

  • Your certificate did not expire while you read this. (Give it five minutes.)
  • 99% of QR codes are restaurant menus. This one is for people who have met NXDOMAIN on a TXT record.
  • HR has not been notified. Yet.

CertLocker runs ACME across major issuers, keeps certs in one place, and issues just-in-time SSH so access is not a PEM file in a wiki.

What we actually do
Or jump straight to the 2am ACME walkthrough →

What we actually do

One control plane for certs, delivery, probes, secrets, and SSH

Everything below is on certlocker.io — pick a rabbit hole. No spreadsheet required.

Certificate delivery

Scoped tokens so edges pull the right PEM, chain, and key — no SCP mystery folders.

Secrets management

PEM material, credentials, and configs with the same RBAC and audit as certificates.

For your boss (copy-paste)

We found a mystery QR at the conference. CertLocker centralizes TLS lifecycle and ACME across issuers, plus scoped SSH access — fewer shared keys and fewer renewal surprises.

Where did you find the sticker? (Totally scientific.)

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